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Sam's Big Play Maker

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Name Sam's Big Play Maker
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Released 2000

Sam's Big Play Maker by S Simpson is a Win32 program that converts arbitrary text to a (sometimes...) amusing play.


Example

This encodes 'http://www.scramdisk.clara.net/' :

Sam says "I love you, no really."
Adam says "Hot steamy grits!"
Jason says "Hot steamy grits!"
Jason says "No."
Phil says "Get off my colon"
Harold says "Who said OJ?"
Harold says "Who said OJ?"
Phil says "Jason paid me for it."
JYA says "Jason paid me for it."
Adam says "Jason paid me for it."
Phil says "But I read slash-dot"
Sam says "Ah! An earthling!"
Jason says "Show me the fish!"
Adam says "So avoid that then!"
Adam says "Mine's a pint"
Jason says "Well smother me in curry sauce and lick me."
Mr Hanky says "Mike - you ladyboy!"
JYA says "I said, you've got beautiful eyes."
JYA says "Ah! An earthling!"
Adam says "I'll be your private dancer, a dancer for money, I'll do what you want me to do."
Phil says "But I read slash-dot"
Paul says "Show me the fish!"
Jason says "Mmmm ... "
Mike says "Mine's a pint"
Mr Hanky says "So avoid that then!"
Harold says "Mine's a pint"
Andy says "But I read slash-dot"
Paul says "I never talk politics."
JYA says "Did he mean to die just then?"
Paul says "Hot steamy grits!"
JYA says "Who said OJ?"

end of scene


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