P


 * This article is about the Microsoft programming language. For other formats with a .p extension, see Category:File formats with extension .p. For P-code, see Bytecode. For the complexity class, or the letter of the alphabet, try Wikipedia or something.

P is a programming language developed by Microsoft, designed for asynchronous event-driven programming.

Its name satisfies all the important criteria:
 * It is not web searchable.
 * It has already been used by several other programming languages.
 * It invites crude puns.

Links

 * P (programming language)
 * GitHub repository